Matenaer on AirThis Shouldn't be a Thing

Oh hey there, if you’re gonna lead a stadium in a moment of silence for a legend of your country beloved sport… take the time to make sure one major point is true .

Remember when a golden toilet was wiped swiped ? Well it looks like there are suspects in custody and boy, did they crap the bed on this one!

We could make up some fun joke for what young men are doing to “get more manly” , but this one is so weird and toxic, just don’t…ever .

Look, animals escape from zoos, it happens, but if you’re going to report something, make sure you get it from a credible source AND make sure the zoo actually has that animal in the first place.

Anyone who thinks soccer isn’t a very dangerous or boring, certainly hasn’t seen it played in Germany (Full disclosure, they happened BEFORE the match began)